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Last Seen Alive (2022) 4.7 / 10 • Below Average

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Husband is thirsty to save his marriage. Wife wants outty. Wife kidnapped by the family handyman for ransom. Husband takes out a fully staffed meth house like a dollar store Rambo. Handyman's red herring was short-lived. Wife is found alive. $10's she leaves him within 3 years.

Action Thriller • Rated R • 95 min • Released 06/03/2022 • Dir. Brian Goodman • Gerard Butler, Jaimie Alexander, Russell Hornsby

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