Kingsman: The Secret Service (2014)

Kingsman is a spy movie with perfect manners and a final joke that has none. Up to that point it’s a sharp little ride. Colin Firth in a tailored suit taking apart a pub full of bullies is the whole pitch, and that scene should be framed. Taron Egerton is a great find, a cheeky kid who learns to wear a tie like armor. Samuel L. Jackson plays a tech billionaire villain who can’t stand the sight of blood, which is funny for a guy with his plan. Mark Strong as Merlin is the coolest teacher you never had. Then there’s the church scene. It’s a technical stunt, one long brawl cut to classic rock, but it goes on so long it turns from shocking to numb. Made $414.4 million worldwide on a reported $81 to 94 million budget. A 7.1 because the style is tailored and the taste comes off the rack. $2,367 says you say the word manners in a fake British accent before the week is out.

What works: Colin Firth’s pub fight, Taron Egerton’s star-making turn, and Samuel L. Jackson’s oddball villain who hates the sight of blood.

What doesn’t: The church brawl goes on so long it turns numb, and the very last gag is a cheap joke that undercuts the whole gentleman theme.

Who it’s for: People who love Bond but wish he’d loosen his tie and do a backflip.