You Don't Mess with the Zohan movie poster
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GenreAction & Comedy
RatedPG-13
Runtime1 hr 53 mins
ReleasedJune 6, 2008
StreamingSee Where to Watch
DirectorDennis Dugan
StarringAdam Sandler, John Turturro, Emmanuelle Chriqui

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

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You Don't Mess with the Zohan's Details
GenreAction & Comedy
RatedPG-13
Released06/06/2008
StreamingSee Where to Watch on this page.
Running Time1 hr 53 mins
Budget$90M (reported)
Box OfficeUpdated daily from Box Office Mojo. See the numbers below.
CountryUnited States
LanguageEnglish
You Don't Mess with the Zohan's Interests
GeneralHummus on everything, retro hair catalogs, a Lower Manhattan salon, two dogs named Scrappy and Coco.
MusicRupert Gregson-Williams
MoviesBarbershop (2002). Another shop where the gossip matters more than the cut.
TelevisionSaturday Night Live, where Sandler and Rob Schneider both made their names.
HeroesSalim (Rob Schneider), a cab driver who has never forgiven Zohan for what happened to his goat.
You Don't Mess with the Zohan's Crew
DirectorDennis Dugan
WritersAdam Sandler, Robert Smigel, Judd Apatow
ProducersAdam Sandler, Jack Giarraputo
CinematographyMichael Barrett
MusicRupert Gregson-Williams
Edited ByTom Costain
ProductionColumbia Pictures, Relativity Media, Happy Madison Productions
Distributed BySony Pictures Releasing
You Don't Mess with the Zohan's Trailer
Official Trailer • Sony Pictures Entertainment
How You Don't Mess with the Zohan Performed
movie guru's TLDR

The world’s deadliest commando secretly wants to give people feathered haircuts, and You Don’t Mess with the Zohan treats that like enough fuel for 113 minutes. It isn’t. Adam Sandler goes all in on the accent, the hair and the superhuman stunts, and the opening stretch, with Zohan doing beach tricks like a cartoon, gets real laughs. But most of the comedy is aimed squarely at middle schoolers, and the same handful of gags come back until they stop being jokes and start being chores. John Turturro is the best part as the Phantom, a villain so vain and so committed that he deserves his own movie. Emmanuelle Chriqui gives Dalia some real warmth, and the movie’s hope that neighbors can get along is sweet, if simple. It made $204.3 million worldwide on a reported $90M. A 4.0 because Turturro and the big idea are fun and the jokes run out early. $5,438 says you ask for a feathered haircut at your next appointment as a joke and walk out with one.

What works: John Turturro’s vain, fully committed Phantom, Sandler’s goofy physical stunts, and a sweet if simple message about neighbors.

What doesn’t: The same gags repeat until they turn into chores, and the plot keeps adding threads it never ties together.

Who it’s for: Sandler die-hards who like his silliest stuff, and teens looking for a goofy comedy night.

Spoilers

Zohan and the Phantom end up on the same side, protecting the block from a developer who hired people to stir up trouble between the neighbors. The block gets rebuilt with everyone pitching in, and Zohan and Dalia open a salon together.

Guru’s Take
4.0/10
Below Average
You Don't Mess with the Zohan's Blurbs
About me:

Zohan Dvir (Adam Sandler) is Israel's most famous commando, unbeatable and secretly worn out. What he really wants is to cut hair in New York, ideally for Paul Mitchell. So during a showdown with his longtime rival, the Phantom (John Turturro), Zohan fakes his own death, stows away in a plane's cargo hold, and lands in Manhattan with a new name, Scrappy Coco, and a very 1980s idea of style. The fancy salons say no. A Palestinian salon owner named Dalia (Emmanuelle Chriqui) gives him a shot sweeping floors. Dennis Dugan directs. One hundred thirteen minutes, hummus on everything.

Who I'd like to meet:

Neighbors who would rather share a block than fight over it. Free haircut included.

You Don't Mess with the Zohan's Cast (in credits order)
Adam SandlerZohanele "Zohan" Dvir
John TurturroFatoush "Phantom" Hakbarah
Emmanuelle ChriquiDalia Hakbarah
Nick SwardsonMichael Klayman
Lainie KazanGail Klayman
Rob SchneiderSalim Yousfobdal
Ido MosseriOori Shulimson
Michael BufferGrant Walbridge
Charlotte RaeMrs. Greenhouse
Dave MatthewsJames T. O'Skanlon
Sayed BadreyaHamdi
Daoud HeidamiNasi
Kevin NealonKevin
Robert SmigelYosi
Dina DoronneMrs. Dvir
Shelley BermanMr. Dvir
John Paul DeJoriaan alternate version of Paul Mitchell
Alec MapaClaude
Ahmed AhmedWaleed
Ben WiseYitzhak
Joseph MarshakPinchas
Guri WeinbergAharon
Danny A. AbeckaserZe'ev
Ido EzraHassan
Full cast and crew on IMDb.
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