Critics handed out gold stars. Audiences checked their phones. Somebody is wrong on every one of these, and I'm saying who.
Number one got a D+ from audiences. Critics called it brilliant. Critics win.
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Critics are right. The dog gimmick legit works.
90% on Rotten Tomatoes, a B CinemaScore, $6.6M domestic. Indy the dog out-acts half this list and never once asks for a bigger trailer.
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Side with critics. It's a date night dare.
89% on Rotten Tomatoes, then a C+ CinemaScore. Turns out audiences don't love watching Dave Franco and Alison Brie get clingy in the very literal, very gross way.
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Audiences win this one. It's colder than it thinks.
77% from critics, 6.2 on IMDb. It still made $107.9M worldwide on a reported $20M, so people showed up. They just left arguing in the parking lot.
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Critics are right. Deadpan Liam Neeson is a gift.
88% on Rotten Tomatoes and $102.1M worldwide on a reported $42M. Audiences gave it a 6.3 on IMDb, which is a weird way to say you laughed.
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Critics win by a mile. Best grown-up spy movie in years.
96% on Rotten Tomatoes, 85 on Metacritic, Guru's Take 8.1. Then just $21.5M domestic on a reported $50M to $60M budget. Cate Blanchett deserved crowds.
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Audiences are wrong. Nicole Kidman took the biggest swing here.
Metacritic 79, IMDb 5.7. Yet $64.7M worldwide on a reported $20M means plenty of people watched, then rated it like they were embarrassed to admit it.
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Audiences have a point. The camera beats the ghost.
88% on Rotten Tomatoes, C+ CinemaScore. Steven Soderbergh shot a whole haunting from the ghost's view for a reported $2M. Neat trick, thin scares.
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Critics are right. That D+ is a badge of honor.
A D+ CinemaScore against 75% on Rotten Tomatoes. Jennifer Lawrence gives Lynne Ramsay everything, Robert Pattinson mostly watches. Brutal to sit through. That's the point.
Change my mind. Critics or audiences: pick a side on all eight, and defend #1 if you dare.
$619 says the Die My Love defenders and the D+ crowd fill the comments before Black Bag gets a single vote.
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