Big movie.guru scores, small vote counts. Turn the lights off, lock the door, and stop rewatching the same slasher.
Number one isn't technically a zombie movie, and that fight starts now.
- 8
The smartest slasher ever made, and it knows it.
Wes Craven built a slasher out of slasher rules, then had the characters mock them. Audiences rank it above 89% of notable movies. $173 million worldwide on a $14 to $15 million budget.
- 7
A prison, a food elevator, and satire with teeth.
Food drops level by level, and the people on top eat first. Subtle? No. Effective? Very. Critics rank it above 73% of notable movies, and it runs just 94 minutes.
- 6
Sequels to perfect horror movies shouldn't work. This one does.
John Krasinski opens on the day the invasion starts, and that cold open is a stunner. Cillian Murphy joins Emily Blunt for 97 minutes, and critics rank it above 78% of notable movies.
- 5
Best use of a vinyl collection in movie history.
It made just $32.6 million worldwide, yet critics rank it above 85% of notable movies. Edgar Wright made a zombie movie about finally getting off the couch.
- 4
America barely showed up, and America missed out.
Just $2.7 million domestic, against $94.1 million worldwide. Critics rank it above 84% of notable movies. Every train car plays like a new level.
- 3
Peak paranoia. Peak effects. It flopped anyway.
John Carpenter's practical creature effects still beat most modern CGI, and the paranoia never lets up. It made $20.9 million worldwide, and Metacritic gave it a 57. Both numbers look silly now.
- 2
You've seen the sequels. Watch the original.
Michael Myers wears a cheap Captain Kirk mask painted white, and it's still the scariest face in horror. A 9.5 movie.guru score, the highest here, from only 345,381 IMDb votes.
- 1
Scarier than anything else here, and it cost $8 million.
Cillian Murphy wakes up in a hospital and walks out into a totally empty London. Danny Boyle's grainy camcorder look feels like evidence. 7.5 on IMDb from 558,084 votes.
Change my mind. Zombies or infected? Settle it in the comments.
$149.42 says your next train ride, you quietly count the exits.
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