The 2000s had superheroes, wizards and way too many cargo shorts. The movies that scored highest on movie.guru are something else entirely.
Number one beat a hobbit epic with 2.2 million IMDb votes. Hobbit fans, stretch first.
- 8
Shortest movie here, biggest gut punch per minute.
It opens at a Paris bookstore, then turns one long walk into the most honest conversation of the decade. 8.1 on IMDb from 320,667 votes.
- 7
Nolan's breakout is still his tightest movie.
113 minutes, no wasted scenes, and a mystery you have to put together yourself. $43.3 million worldwide and an 83 on Metacritic.
- 6
Technically a recut of an older classic. It still counts.
Francis Ford Coppola's Vietnam epic, rebuilt with scenes he cut the first time. Martin Sheen carries it upriver into the dark. 93% on Rotten Tomatoes, 92 on Metacritic.
- 5
No chases, no shootouts, and it's the tensest movie here.
Sebastian Koch and Martina Gedeck play artists who don't know every word is being recorded. Critics rank it above 94% of notable movies.
- 4
No speeches, no swelling music, and it hits harder for it.
A true story of one musician hiding through the Nazi occupation of Warsaw, with Adrien Brody in nearly every frame. Critics rank it above 95% of notable movies.
- 3
The Coens' best movie. Yes, over Fargo.
Josh Brolin finds a bag of money in the desert, and Javier Bardem comes to collect. A 92 on Metacritic, made for a reported $25 million.
- 2
The biggest finale of the decade, and it actually lands.
Peter Jackson wraps the whole trilogy without dropping a thread, and Howard Shore's score carries the rest. 9.0 on IMDb from 2.2 million votes, $1.14 billion worldwide.
- 1
A dark fairy tale outranks the hobbits, and deserves to.
Guillermo del Toro builds the faun, the Pale Man and a whole underworld with mostly practical effects. 98 on Metacritic, $86.2 million worldwide.
Change my mind. Which of these have you never seen? Be honest, nobody's checking.
$188 says you watch number one this weekend and start eyeing your walls for chalk doors.
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