Ranked by movie.guru score, the blend of critics and audiences. Zero superheroes made it. Take it up with the math.
Number one starts as a comedy about a con. It does not stay one.
- 8
Saddest movie of the decade, and somehow it's also funny.
Metacritic 96. Casey Affleck barely talks, Michelle Williams wrecks you in a single scene, and tiny jokes keep you breathing for 137 minutes.
- 7
Michael Stuhlbarg plays the best movie dad of the decade.
Made for $3.5 million, 94 on Metacritic. A slow Italian summer of bikes and books, and Timothée Chalamet becomes a star mostly by staring out of windows.
- 6
Laura Dern's lawyer is the scariest villain of the decade.
94 on Metacritic, made for $18 million. Adam Driver and Scarlett Johansson play two decent people getting worse by the week, and Dern smiles through it all like a shark.
- 5
Basically the anti-Goodfellas, and that's the whole point.
A $159 to $250 million budget and just $968,853 worldwide, since most people watched it on a couch. It moves slowly on purpose. Bring patience, not popcorn.
- 4
A gimmick that became the most honest movie of the decade.
Metacritic 100 on a $4 million budget. Nothing big happens in 165 minutes, no villains, no twists, just birthdays, moving trucks and awkward phases. That's why it lands.
- 3
J. K. Simmons made every music teacher look relaxed by comparison.
Terence Fletcher throws one chair and every audience flinches. A $3.3 million budget, $50.4 million worldwide, 8.5 on IMDb from 1.19 million votes. Drummers still have nightmares.
- 2
The best newspaper movie ever made, and the most restrained.
Boston Globe reporters dig into years of hidden abuse in the Catholic Church, and the film never sensationalizes a second of it. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, made for $20 million.
- 1
The best movie of the decade. I'll take questions.
A 9.8 movie.guru score on an $11.4 million budget, $263.5 million worldwide. Bong Joon Ho starts with a scrappy con-family comedy, then turns somewhere you won't see coming. Read nothing else first.
Change my mind. Pick your number one of the decade. One movie, no ties.
$25.44 says the first comment is an Avengers movie and the second is an apology.
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