Marvel made a lot of great movies. These aren't those. The bottom 8 by movie.guru score, counting down to the lowest.
Number one is beautifully lit and impossible to care about.
- 8
Florence Pugh deserved top billing. Natasha deserved a better movie.
A $288.5 million budget for a spy movie that plays like a spinoff pilot. Audiences rank it above just 58% of notable movies. David Harbour's Red Guardian helps.
- 7
Tony Stark sulking inside a giant donut is the highlight.
Critics rank it above just 47% of notable movies. 124 minutes of Sam Rockwell dancing and Mickey Rourke asking for his bird. It still made $623.9 million.
- 6
Asgard looks huge. Then it parks in New Mexico.
Tom Hiddleston's Loki is why this corner of Marvel survived. $150 million budget, 57 on Metacritic, and the tilted camera never straightens out.
- 5
The Marvel movie even Marvel pretends never happened.
Edward Norton played Bruce Banner exactly once. $264.8 million worldwide, the lowest gross on this list. The CGI brawl with Tim Roth looks like a loading screen.
- 4
Elizabeth Olsen is terrifying, and the rest is portal soup.
$955.8 million worldwide, the biggest gross here, yet audiences rank it above just 54% of notable movies. Opening weekend loved it. The rest of the year shrugged.
- 3
Name the villain. Exactly. That's the review.
112 minutes, a $150 to $272.1 million budget, and critics rank it above just 43% of notable movies. Christopher Eccleston vanishes under elf makeup, and so does the plot.
- 2
Christian Bale brought a horror movie. Nobody else did.
His Gorr is truly chilling while everyone around him riffs about screaming goats. Audiences rank it above just 34% of notable movies, on a $250 million budget.
- 1
Gorgeous sunsets, a giant cast, and zero reasons to care.
The lowest Marvel Studios score on movie.guru, a 3.9. Audiences rank it above just 29% of notable movies. 156 minutes of magic hour lighting and lore dumps.
Change my mind. Pick the one that belongs even lower, and tell me why.
$34.21 says you still own a Funko Pop from at least one of these.
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