Good scores, short runtimes, done before bedtime. Eight family movies that respect your Wednesday and your kid's alarm clock.
Number one beats a beloved classic, and the comments are going to riot.
- 8
Critics shrugged. Kids didn't. Angelina Jolie wins the argument.
54% on Rotten Tomatoes, a CinemaScore A, and $759.9 million worldwide. The plot wobbles, the villain glows. My Guru's Take is 5.2, but the kids outvote me.
- 7
Audiences liked it way more than critics, and that's fair.
CinemaScore A and 80% on Rotten Tomatoes, but a 6.4 on IMDb from 955 votes. Earnest to a fault. My Guru's Take is 6.5.
- 6
Jean Reno versus a penguin, and the penguin steals it.
85% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 70 Metacritic. Only $2.8 million domestic, so you probably skipped it. Slow in spots, very fixable with popcorn.
- 5
The best movie for ruining a Wednesday with happy tears.
Critics gave it 64% on Rotten Tomatoes. IMDb voters gave it an 8.1 across 349,825 votes. The audience is right here. Bring tissues, plural.
- 4
Yes, it's October. Elf works any month, fight me.
$179.8 million domestic off a reported $33 million budget. Will Ferrell commits harder than anyone alive. The back half gets sappy, and my Guru's Take is still 7.7.
- 3
The best family movie you've never heard of.
95% on Rotten Tomatoes from a reported $3 million budget. Tony Hale is great. Audience scores lag way behind critics, and the audience is wrong.
- 2
A perfect movie that settles for second place today.
CinemaScore A+, an 8.0 on IMDb from 492,695 votes, and a 9.2 movie.guru score. Only knock: the kissing parts, according to every kid ever.
- 1
Flow beats The Princess Bride. Put the pitchforks down.
9.5 movie.guru score, 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, 87 Metacritic. Only $4,844,117 domestic, so most of you never saw it. That's the real crime.
Change my mind. Rank these from best to worst school-night pick. Wrong answers only.
$47.29 says your kid asks for a second movie before the credits finish.
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