Every pick scores 8.4 or higher on movie.guru. Scary, not gross. Lights off, phones down, snacks within reach.
Number one happens on a sunny beach, and it still ruined swimming.
- 8
Start here: a zombie movie that's secretly a breakup comedy.
Simon Pegg's Shaun is so stuck in his rut he misses the apocalypse starting. Nick Frost is the worst best friend alive. Made for $6 million, audiences rank it above 95%.
- 7
The pick for friends who swear zombies can't make them cry.
A distracted fund manager and his daughter board the train to Busan as the outbreak does. 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, $94.1 million worldwide. The selfish executive is a cartoon, and you'll yell anyway.
- 6
Watch this one before the group chat spoils it.
Almost every kid in one classroom vanishes on the same night, and Julia Garner's teacher gets the blame. 93% on Rotten Tomatoes, $270.1 million worldwide on a $38 million budget.
- 5
The scariest thing in it is a polite dinner party.
Daniel Kaluuya's Chris visits his girlfriend's family for the weekend, and every smile in that house is slightly too wide. 98% on Rotten Tomatoes, made for $4.5 million, $259.7 million worldwide.
- 4
Come for the vampires, stay for the music.
Michael B. Jordan plays twin brothers opening a juke joint in the Delta, and some very pale guests show up uninvited. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, an A CinemaScore, $371.6 million worldwide.
- 3
Black and white, from 1960, and still scarier than most remakes.
Anthony Perkins's Norman Bates is so awkward and sweet you want to tip him. That's the problem. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes. Bring someone who's never seen it.
- 2
Every slasher since is a cover version of this.
John Carpenter shoots a sleepy Illinois suburb like something is always standing just out of frame. It's set on Halloween night, so no excuses. Critics rank it above 98% of notable movies.
- 1
The best Halloween movie is a summer beach movie.
Roy Scheider's police chief tries to keep a beach town open while something huge circles offshore, and the score does half the scaring. 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, $280.1 million domestic.
Change my mind. What's your Halloween night double feature? Two picks, no explanations.
$4,557 says you answer the door for trick-or-treaters a little slower this year.
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