PG or PG-13, every one an 8.2 or better on movie.guru, picked so your parents, you and the kid on the floor all stay awake.
Number one has tiny forest warriors, and I will defend them forever.
- 8
Proof your grandpa's sense of humor was always this dark.
95 minutes, made for a reported $1.8 million, and critics rank it above 98% of notable movies. The jokes are dry, the stakes are huge, and everyone laughs at different parts.
- 7
The one Marvel movie your parents will actually cheer at.
An A+ CinemaScore and $1.92 billion worldwide. Villains from the older Spider-Man movies come back, so your parents finally recognize somebody in a Marvel movie.
- 6
The best family movie you've never seen runs 170 minutes.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes, 8.4 on IMDb, $60.3 million worldwide. Aamir Khan takes on an engineering college, and every parent in the room will feel personally called out about grades.
- 5
George Bailey is the best dad in movies. He doesn't know.
A 9.6 on movie.guru and 8.6 on IMDb. Your grandparents know every line, your parents know every beat, and in 130 minutes you'll finally get why.
- 4
Bogart in a white tuxedo still out-cools every action hero.
8.5 on IMDb in just 102 minutes. Humphrey Bogart plays it cool, a whole bar sings down the bad guys, and the romance holds up better than most made last year.
- 3
Your mom will solve it first. Let her.
Metacritic gives it a perfect 100, made for a reported $1 million. James Stewart can't leave his chair, so the whole family ends up playing detective for 112 minutes.
- 2
Grandma will root for Indy louder than anyone in the room.
An A+ CinemaScore and $389.9 million worldwide on a reported $18 million budget. Harrison Ford makes the whole couch want a fedora.
- 1
The Ewoks are good, actually, and this is my hill.
An A+ CinemaScore and 8.3 on IMDb from 1.23 million votes. Your parents saw it first, your little cousin wants an Ewok of their own, and nobody's wrong.
Change my mind. Which one would your parents veto first? Wrong answers only.
$57.04 says your dad pauses Raiders to explain the boulder scene to people who are watching the boulder scene.
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