These movies have hundreds of thousands of IMDb votes and a reputation to protect. The numbers say they're good, sometimes fine, and never as great as you claim.
Number one has an 8.1 on IMDb and an army of defenders.
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Adam Driver brooding in sunglasses is not a whole movie.
$95M reported budget, $43.6M worldwide, and a movie.guru score of exactly 5.5, the median movie. Penélope Cruz steals every scene and still can't drag it upward.
- 7
Famous for Tom Cruise, forgettable for everything else.
278,033 IMDb votes, but Metacritic says 56 and the blend says 5.8. Branagh, Nighy and Wilkinson do real acting around a very, very serious Tom Cruise.
- 6
A billion dollars of greatest hits, zero hard questions.
$1.03B worldwide and an A− CinemaScore, but RT sits at 38%. Jaafar Jackson nails the moves. The script plays it so safe, Guru's Take is 5.6.
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One incredible landing, then a lot of conference rooms.
Tom Hanks is steady as a lighthouse. $243.9M worldwide on a $60M reported budget, but the hearing scenes drag. Guru's Take: 7.5, not the 8.2 blend.
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The makeup department earned this one, not the script.
Gary Oldman vanishes under the prosthetics, then the movie keeps stopping for speeches. IMDb 7.4 from 246,695 votes. Guru's Take is 7.3, well under the 8.2 blend.
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Incredible chaos, but you won't remember one soldier's name.
461,306 IMDb votes. Hartnett, McGregor, Bana and Sizemore under identical helmets, and the characters blur together. Guru's Take: 7.0, not the 7.9 blend.
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A stopwatch masterpiece with almost nobody to root for.
Critics beat 95% of movies on it, audiences only 79%. 830,509 IMDb votes, and most of them couldn't name Fionn Whitehead's character with a gun to the ticking clock.
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The first hour is a greeting card with a love story.
IMDb 8.1 from 700,355 votes, but Metacritic sits at 71. Andrew Garfield is terrific. The small-town romance before the battle is pure syrup. Guru's Take: 7.6.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least overrated. Wrong answers will be screenshotted.
$731 says the top comment is a Hacksaw Ridge fan who scrolled straight to number one and didn't read anything else.
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