Cult favorites, Halloween marathon regulars, huge fan ratings. The movie.guru score watched all eight with the lights on and stayed perfectly calm.
Number one owns a famous typewriter, and I'm calling it merely good.
- 8
A monster movie filmed by the worst guest at the party.
448,807 IMDb voters gave it a 7.0, and opening night crowds handed it a C CinemaScore. 85 minutes of wobbly camcorder, and you barely see the monster.
- 7
A zombie apocalypse with the bite filed down.
A reported $190 to $269 million budget bought ant-pile zombies and a PG-13 rating. 797,550 IMDb voters say 7.0. The movie.guru score says 5.9, which is a shrug.
- 6
Pretty enough to frame, slow enough to nap through.
148 minutes of daylight dread. Critics rank it above 76% of notable movies, audiences only 46%, and opening crowds gave it a C+. Florence Pugh deserved a tighter edit.
- 5
James McAvoy is the whole movie. Several of him, actually.
A reported $9 million budget became $278.5 million worldwide. Great trick. But 117 minutes is a lot of basement, and IMDb's 7.3 is mostly McAvoy's doing.
- 4
Eat-the-rich satire that assumes you missed the point.
Ralph Fiennes is perfect as a chef with a grudge. IMDb gives it a 7.1 from 519,271 votes. 107 minutes, one joke, served in a lot of tiny courses.
- 3
A great hook stretched over 103 very dim minutes.
Opening night crowds gave it a C+, and critics rank it above 31% of notable movies. Somehow 518,662 IMDb fans landed on 7.6. The premise is the entire movie.
- 2
Great creature, great handshake, very thin everything else.
Audiences rank it above 73% of notable movies, critics only 34%. 7.8 on IMDb from 507,901 fans. Half the runtime is guys with giant guns walking through a jungle.
- 1
Iconic is not the same thing as scary.
8.4 on IMDb from 1.25 million fans, 68 on Metacritic, and a C+ from opening crowds. 146 minutes of gorgeous hallways, with Jack Nicholson's eyebrows doing the heavy lifting.
Change my mind. Which one did I get wrong? Make your case in one sentence, no jump scares.
$5,144 says you defend number one by sending me a video essay about the carpet.
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