Ranked by movie.guru score, not by how loud your uncle gets about them. Two sequels sneak in. A Wes Anderson movie crashes the party.
Number one has an A+ CinemaScore and zero shoes.
- 8
A photocopy of Die Hard, and a pretty good one.
Willis's John McClane gets stuck at Dulles, again, and even he can't believe it. Audiences rank it above 83% of notable movies, critics 55%.
- 7
McClane versus the internet, and the internet loses.
Willis's McClane is an analog dinosaur babysitting Justin Long's hacker through a nationwide cyberattack. 82% on Rotten Tomatoes. Timothy Olyphant is a solid villain, just not Hans Gruber.
- 6
All style. Willis's chapter is the only one with a heartbeat.
He plays Hartigan, the last honest cop in a rotten town, and gives a comic book some soul. 8.0 on IMDb from 824,983 votes, but crowds handed it a B CinemaScore.
- 5
Willis at his most fragile, and it's his best acting.
As James Cole, a prisoner sent back in time, Willis plays scared instead of smug. Critics rank it above 80% of notable movies. No catchphrases, no tank top, all nerves.
- 4
Grumpy future self is the role Willis was born for.
He's Old Joe, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt spends the movie doing a Willis impression. Critics rank it above 92% of notable movies, audiences only 60%. Rian Johnson trusted you to keep up.
- 3
His quietest performance is his biggest hit on this list.
As child psychologist Malcolm Crowe, Willis barely raises his voice for 107 minutes. $672.8 million worldwide on a $40 million budget. Haley Joel Osment still out-acts everybody.
- 2
The sad island cop is his most underrated role.
In Wes Anderson's world, Willis's Captain Sharp is lonely, kind and quietly heartbreaking. Audiences rank it above 94% of notable movies, yet it made just $68.3 million worldwide. You skipped it.
- 1
The perfect action movie. Also a Christmas movie. Both are facts.
Willis's John McClane, barefoot, versus Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber in one tower. A+ CinemaScore, and audiences rank it above 99% of notable movies. Metacritic's 72 is the only mistake.
Change my mind. Rank your own top 8. Die Hard 2 defenders, this is your moment.
$9,546 says you start the Christmas movie debate at a Halloween party this month.
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