Fincher movies are cold, green and precise enough to do your taxes. His top 8 by movie.guru score, counting down.
Number one has zero killers, a lot of typing, and beats them all.
- 8
Killer premise, then it asks for a lot of trust.
Michael Douglas gets a mystery birthday gift and his life unravels for 129 minutes. 7.7 on IMDb, 63 on Metacritic. Fun ride, wobbly landing.
- 7
Seventh place. Tyler Durden would want you mad about it.
It made just $38 million domestic and holds 81% on Rotten Tomatoes. The catalog apartment scene is still the sharpest joke in its 139 minutes.
- 6
It never stops raining, and the gloom is the star.
8.6 on IMDb from 2.07 million votes, made for $33 million. Morgan Freeman's weary detective is perfect. Metacritic's 65 says the grime does more work than the mystery.
- 5
Real case, no cheap thrills, all obsession and paperwork.
157 minutes of reporters and cops chasing leads through filing cabinets. Critics rank it above 84% of notable movies, audiences only 60%. Patience required.
- 4
Never watch this on a first date. Trust me.
149 minutes, $370.9 million worldwide, and Ben Affleck's smirk doing heavy lifting. Audiences rank it above only 67% of notable movies. Couples are still arguing about it.
- 3
Gorgeous, sad, and way too patient.
Metacritic gives it a 70. Taraji P. Henson and Cate Blanchett do the real work while the makeup team takes the bows. It made $335.8 million worldwide on tears alone.
- 2
Rooney Mara's Lisbeth carries a remake nobody asked for.
158 minutes of Swedish winter, cold case files and Daniel Craig in heavy knitwear. Audiences rank it above 92% of notable movies. Leave the kids with a sitter.
- 1
A movie about a website beats Fight Club and Seven.
Metacritic gave it a 95. Audiences rank it above just 73% of notable movies. Fair. It's 120 minutes of geniuses being rude in rooms, and it's perfect.
Change my mind. Swap any two of these and defend it in the comments.
$7.33 says you rewatch The Social Network tonight and talk faster for a week.
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