Dustin Hoffman's floor is most actors' ceiling. His bottom eight by movie.guru score starts at 8.7. We roast anyway, with love.
Number one made over half a billion dollars. You'll still argue with me.
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His bottom eight opens at 8.7. Rude to everyone else.
A 93% audience beat and $354.8M worldwide on a reported $25M. Guru's Take is 6.6, though, because the road trip coasts once you learn its rhythm.
- 7
Hoffman as the old pro in 2025 still steals scenes.
94% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 75 Metacritic, then just $14.6M worldwide on a reported $7M. The best movie here that almost nobody saw.
- 6
Audiences carried this one way past the critics.
Critics beat 40%, audiences 88%. Metacritic 49, IMDb 7.5. Heavy material, a stacked cast, and a courtroom stretch that drags its feet.
- 5
The most underrated thing Will Ferrell ever made.
Hoffman as the professor is the secret weapon. Guru's Take 7.6, but $53.7M worldwide on a reported $30M means most people skipped it.
- 4
Weirdest movie on this list, and the world got it first.
$2,223,293 domestic versus $135M worldwide. America basically ghosted it. Critics beat 43%, audiences 76%, and Hoffman looks like he's having the most fun in the room.
- 3
Shifu deserved better than franchise autopilot.
$547.9M worldwide on a reported $85M, so the studio is thrilled. Guru's Take 5.2. Fourth trip to the same valley, same lessons, louder.
- 2
Nostalgia is doing heavy lifting on this one.
37% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 30% critics beat. Hoffman chews scenery on a reported $70M budget. Kids still handed it an A minus CinemaScore.
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Half a billion dollars, and it's still his worst.
$522.7M worldwide, yet a 3.9 movie.guru score and 38% on Rotten Tomatoes. Hoffman and Streisand are the best part. The jokes are one last name on repeat.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least rewatchable. Wrong answers only.
$2,713 says you defend #1 in the comments, then quietly admit you've seen it four times.
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