Six of eight are Hogwarts. Ranked by movie.guru score, the critics plus audiences blend. The data picked the order. I picked the fights.
Number one is the data's pick. Guru's Take disagrees, and so will you.
- 8
Charming, stiff, and coasting almost entirely on pure wonder.
A reported $125M budget turned into $1.03 billion worldwide. Watson steals scenes correcting everyone's spells, but Guru's Take is a 7.4 because the movie mostly reads the book aloud.
- 7
An A+ CinemaScore for the series' most skippable chapter.
Audiences gave it an A+, the only one on this list. Guru's Take is a 6.4. Kenneth Branagh is a delight, but the plot is year one with spiders.
- 6
Watson's best Potter acting, in the one nobody rewatches.
Lowest Rotten Tomatoes here at 76%, and Guru's Take sits at 6.3. Watson carries the whole camping trip anyway, and it still pulled $1.06 billion worldwide.
- 5
Best Yule Ball, worst hair, decent at everything else.
Critics and fans agreed for once: it beats 82% of movies with critics, 81% with audiences. The staircase entrance is the series' biggest glow up, and $901 million worldwide noticed.
- 4
Her best performance outside Hogwarts. Yes, better than Little Women.
A reported $13M budget, $33.4 million worldwide, and it beats 92% of movies with audiences. The tunnel scene showed more range than any wand ever asked of her.
- 3
Great movie. Watson plays the fourth most interesting sister.
Metacritic 91 and 95% on Rotten Tomatoes, the critics' favorite here. Greta Gerwig built it around Saoirse Ronan and Florence Pugh, and Meg mostly gets the leftovers.
- 2
The best Potter movie, and it isn't close.
Alfonso Cuarón made the series grow up, and Guru's Take gives it a 9.0, the highest on this list. Also the lowest grossing Potter here at $811 million worldwide.
- 1
Number one, even though Azkaban is the better movie.
Elite 9.3 movie.guru score, 1.07 million IMDb votes, $1.34 billion worldwide. The numbers crowned the finale. Guru's Take says 8.8, a notch below Azkaban's 9.0. Fight me?
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least rewatched. Wrong answers only.
$463.27 says you skip straight to the comments to defend Azkaban or Part 2, and nobody says a single word for Chamber.
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