You liked the rain, the rot and a detective who never sleeps. These eight scratch that exact itch, and all score 7.9 or higher on movie.guru.
Number 1 has jokes, and Batman fans will swear it doesn't belong.
- 8
The original wronged-man-in-Chicago thriller still runs laps.
A man hunting the truth while the law hunts him through Chicago. A+ CinemaScore, a 9.4 movie.guru score, $368.9M worldwide on a reported $44M budget.
- 7
Batman's grimiest fistfights owe this movie rent.
Same bruising, close-up realism and a hero digging into who made him. Shaky cam haters, cope: it earned an A CinemaScore and $442.8M worldwide.
- 6
All the night-soaked style, none of the detective homework.
Neon, rain, a lone avenger against an underworld with rules. The plot is paper thin, but an A CinemaScore and $447.1M worldwide say nobody cared.
- 5
Spielberg made a noir detective story and called it sci-fi.
A cop working a case inside a rotten system, plus Colin Farrell twenty years before the Penguin. Lowest score here at 7.9, still 89% on Rotten Tomatoes.
- 4
Best barely-seen crime villain, until the Riddler showed up.
A room full of crooks and a villain treated like a ghost story. Audiences give it 8.5 on IMDb. Guru's Take is 7.9, because it knows how clever it is.
- 3
The corrupt-cop noir The Batman is trying to be.
Dirty police, a city rotten at the top, detectives who don't trust each other. 99% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 90 on Metacritic, and only $126.2M worldwide.
- 2
The best serial killer investigation, and America skipped it.
Detectives in over their heads, endless rain, a case that eats them alive. A 9.4 movie.guru score and $15,357 domestic. That number is the real mystery.
- 1
Hot Fuzz is secretly the best Batman follow-up. Fight me.
Obsessive cop, quiet town, a polished elite hiding something rotten, a mystery about who really runs things. Guru's Take 9.1, same as Bourne. Batman just never smiles.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least Batman. Wrong answers only.
$627.19 says someone in the comments calls the Hot Fuzz pick a crime, then quotes it two replies later.
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