You cried at the iceberg. Respect. These eight carry the same big-swing romance, class gaps and terrible timing, and every one scores Elite on movie.guru.
The last one is Titanic's grandparent, and I'm saying something unpopular about it.
- 8
Same old-Hollywood swoon, almost no dialogue, still gets you.
Period glamour, a romance across a status gap, and a 9.2 movie.guru score. It made $133M worldwide on a reported $15M budget. A mostly silent movie in 2011. Nuts.
- 7
Titanic's ticking clock, minus the ship, plus way more talking.
Two people, old feelings, limited time before one has to leave. That's the whole engine. 94% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 9.5 movie.guru score off a reported $2 to 2.7M budget.
- 6
The rich-poor love story Titanic fans actually want next.
A kid from the slums chasing the girl he lost, with the class gap doing the heavy lifting. $378M worldwide and an 8.0 on IMDb from 917,505 votes.
- 5
Best 'grown-up remembers young love' framing this side of Rose.
A man looks back on first love and a lost era, same flashback setup as Titanic. Audiences rate it above 99% of movies. Bring tissues, plural.
- 4
A flashback romance hiding inside a crime story. Criminally underseen.
Old memories, a love never said out loud, and a mystery pulling it forward. 9.2 movie.guru score, $35M worldwide, and somehow your friends have never heard of it.
- 3
Chaplin did broke couple versus the system first, and funnier.
Two poor kids against a cold industrial world, the same class fight at Titanic's heart. 9.8 movie.guru score, 98% on Rotten Tomatoes, made for a reported $1.5M.
- 2
The doomed wartime romance every weepie is still copying.
Love, bad timing, and history crashing the party. Metacritic 100 and a 9.8 movie.guru score. Eight decades of movies have tried to top it. Still waiting.
- 1
Titanic's closest relative, and the one that's aged worst.
Epic romance, a world collapsing, $402M worldwide. The 9.5 movie.guru score is earned on craft. Guru's Take: 6.8, because it romanticizes the slaveholding South, and that's hard to swoon past.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least Titanic. Wrong answers only.
$277.41 says you start Casablanca tonight and quote it at work tomorrow like you came up with it.
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