Even Leo has a bottom shelf. These are his eight lowest movie.guru scores, and a couple of them are lower than they deserve.
Number one is everyone's backpacking-phase favorite. The comments are gonna be loud.
- 8
Leo and Kate reunited, then made everyone miserable on purpose.
A 6.9 is fair. Brilliant acting, but $22.9M domestic on a reported $45M budget says nobody wanted a date night this heavy.
- 7
Leo got out-mustached in his own movie.
Daniel Day-Lewis walks in and the movie is his. Metacritic 72, CinemaScore B, and a lead stuck standing next to a volcano. 6.9 checks out.
- 6
Underrated. Shakespeare with guns still works.
Turned a reported $14.5M into $147.6M worldwide with an A minus CinemaScore. The movie.guru score is 6.3, the Guru's Take is 7.0. Teenagers in 1996 were right.
- 5
A satire that tells the joke, then explains it.
Audiences beat 74% of movies, critics only 38%. Metacritic 49. Guru's Take is 5.8, because a comet movie shouldn't need you nodding this hard.
- 4
Way too low. This is a rewatch machine.
8.2 on IMDb from 1.69 million votes, yet a C+ CinemaScore and a 6.2 here. Guru's Take is 7.5. Opening crowds hated the fog. Everyone else hit rewind.
- 3
All champagne, no hangover worth having.
A reported budget of $105M to $190M, $353.7M worldwide, 49% on Rotten Tomatoes. Leo raising a glass is the best two seconds. The rest is very expensive confetti.
- 2
The Leo movie your dad forgot he watched.
Ridley Scott plus Russell Crowe should not land at 4.8. A B minus CinemaScore and 55% on Rotten Tomatoes agree: competent, gray, gone by the parking lot.
- 1
Earned its 3.3. Pretty water is not a plot.
Rotten Tomatoes 21%, CinemaScore C, movie.guru score 3.3. Yet 272,048 IMDb voters keep it at 6.6. Your backpacking phase is showing.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least underrated. Wrong answers only.
$517.63 says someone defends The Beach by posting a vacation photo instead of an argument.
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