Spielberg made the blockbusters everyone quotes. He also made these, which score just as high and get way fewer IMDb votes. Time to wake up.
Number one is a movie you swear you've seen. You haven't, not really.
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Tom Hanks stranded in an airport is pure comfort food.
Critics gave it a 55 on Metacritic. Audiences ignored them, and it made $219.1 million worldwide. Weird premise, warm movie, Stanley Tucci as the world's pettiest airport boss.
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The weird middle child is better than its reputation.
Metacritic 57, but it beats 84% of movies with audiences. Its 575,911 IMDb votes are about half of Raiders. Too loud in spots, still a blast.
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Smartest Tom Cruise sprint ever filmed. Somehow nobody brings it up.
89% on Rotten Tomatoes, an 80 on Metacritic, $358.4 million worldwide. Colin Farrell and Max von Sydow back him up. It plays like a mystery that happens to have jetpacks.
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Mark Rylance steals a Tom Hanks movie. That almost never happens.
An 8.8 movie.guru score and an A CinemaScore, yet only $72.3 million domestic. A Cold War prisoner swap built on calm conversations, and it's tenser than most car chases.
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A movie about counting votes is a thriller. Fight me.
Metacritic 87, CinemaScore A, Daniel Day-Lewis in the hat. Fewer IMDb votes (287,954) than Ready Player One (554,483). That's a crime against civics class.
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Spielberg's toughest movie is also his most ignored.
Only $47.4 million domestic on a reported $70 million budget. Eric Bana and Daniel Craig in a grim, patient thriller. A 7.8 Guru's Take says it aged better than its box office.
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Fewest votes on this list. Also a 9.0. Explain that.
Just 239,728 IMDb votes for a 90 on Metacritic and $306.9 million worldwide. Richard Dreyfuss sculpting a mountain out of mashed potatoes is still the most relatable obsession on film.
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You think you know E.T. You haven't rewatched it since recess.
A 99% on Rotten Tomatoes and an A+ CinemaScore, yet 478,679 IMDb votes, under half of Raiders. Grown-ups skip it as a kids' movie. It's a divorce movie with a spaceship.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least slept on. Wrong answers only.
$583.17 says the loudest person calling E.T. a kids' movie has it queued up by Saturday.
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