Ranked purely by the movie.guru score, critics and audiences blended. No vibes, no mercy. Three of these made less worldwide than The Iron Giant's $23.3M flop.
Number one is 38 years old, has no villain, and still wins.
- 8
Fans dragged this one past the critics, and won.
Metacritic gave it a 67. Audiences beat 99% of movies anyway, and it pulled $793.6M worldwide on a reported $20M budget. The wallets settled this argument.
- 7
The best movie almost nobody saw in theaters.
$23.3M worldwide against a reported budget near $50M. Decades later it sits at 9.3 here with a CinemaScore A. Brad Bird got the last laugh, just very slowly.
- 6
The rare studio hit that earned every tear it took.
$334.5M worldwide, 97% on Rotten Tomatoes, CinemaScore A. Pedro Pascal voices a fox, which in 2024 felt like a legal requirement for any movie.
- 5
Tiny sample size, but the sample is right.
99% on Rotten Tomatoes and an 8.7 on IMDb, from only 5,079 votes. It has $11.6M on the books against a reported $100M budget. It deserves a way bigger crowd.
- 4
A cat with zero lines outacts most of Hollywood.
A 9.5 here and an 87 on Metacritic, with a cast list that is literally just the director, Gints Zilbalodis. It made $30.9M worldwide.
- 3
The audience score is doing all the heavy lifting.
A 9.5 built on audiences beating 97% of movies, with zero critic scores on file and just 2,423 IMDb votes. The Guru's Take is a much cooler 7.4.
- 2
The best reviews on this list belong to the smallest movie.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 90 on Metacritic, both tops here. It made $6,043,816 worldwide. Critics found it. You probably did not.
- 1
No villain, no explosions, no contest. Totoro wins.
A 1988 movie with $3.1M domestic ties for the top score at 9.6. Audiences beat 99% of movies, and 441,976 IMDb voters showed up for a giant fluffy nap.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least likely to make you cry on a Tuesday.
$613.57 says the first comment is someone asking where Spirited Away went.
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