2001 sold a lot of tickets. Most of them went to movies scoring under 5. Here's the top eight by worldwide gross, judged honestly.
The #1 made a billion dollars. You're about to defend it in the comments.
- 8
Ridley Scott made a fancy sequel nobody actually needed.
$351.7M worldwide, a C+ CinemaScore and a 4.4 movie.guru score. Hopkins is still magnetic. The movie around him is all gloss and no grip.
- 7
Tim Burton remade a classic and lost the plot.
$362.2M worldwide on a reported $100M budget, then a 3.1 movie.guru score. Audiences rate it above only 13% of movies. The makeup worked harder than the script.
- 6
The dinosaur sequel that plays like a deleted subplot.
$368.8M worldwide and a 3.0 movie.guru score, the lowest on this list. Sam Neill came back for this. The 49% on Rotten Tomatoes feels generous.
- 5
Loud, silly, and way more fun than its score admits.
Critics shrugged with 46% on Rotten Tomatoes. Audiences gave it an A− CinemaScore and $444.1M worldwide. Brendan Fraser carries a 4.5 movie with the charm of a 9.
- 4
A love triangle wearing a history movie costume.
Reported $140M budget, $449.2M worldwide, 24% on Rotten Tomatoes. Guru's Take is 3.6, under the 3.9 movie.guru score. Michael Bay cared more about the explosions than the people.
- 3
The coolest movie on this list, and it isn't close.
$450.9M worldwide on a reported $85M budget, 83% on Rotten Tomatoes, Guru's Take 8.4. Clooney and Pitt make standing around in suits look like an Olympic event.
- 2
The best movie of 2001, and it only finished second.
8.9 movie.guru score, 92 on Metacritic, over 2.2 million IMDb votes, $897.5M worldwide on a reported $93M. Yes, it's mostly walking. Best walking ever filmed.
- 1
Biggest movie of 2001. Not the best. Not even second.
$1.03B worldwide and an A CinemaScore. Guru's Take is 7.4, under its 7.7 movie.guru score and behind Ocean's Eleven. A charming castle tour with a thin movie inside.
Change my mind. Rank these 8 from best to worst. Wrong answers will be screenshotted.
$286.19 says someone types "but the Quidditch scene" before anyone mentions Ocean's Eleven.
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