2003 had money everywhere. Not all of it went to good movies. Here are the year's top 8 worldwide grosses, and the scores that call their bluff.
The last one is the one everybody agrees on. That's why you'll fight me.
- 8
Lowest gross on this list, still beats most of it.
$407.7M worldwide puts it dead last here, but its 8.2 movie.guru score ties Pirates. The White House opening still hits harder than most modern superhero movies.
- 7
Made $427M on goodwill Reloaded had already spent.
A 4.2 movie.guru score, 33% on Rotten Tomatoes, and only $139.3M domestic. People bought tickets to finish the story and walked out with a B CinemaScore.
- 6
Critics went easy on it. Audiences did not.
70% on Rotten Tomatoes, but audiences only beat 30% of movies with it. A reported $187.3M, the biggest budget here, buys one great crane chase and a lot of shrugging.
- 5
Ken Watanabe carries this. Tom Cruise is a guest star.
An A CinemaScore and 7.8 on IMDb against a 55 Metacritic. It made $454.6M worldwide with only $111.1M at home. Guru's Take: 6.5, under its 7.3 movie.guru score.
- 4
Outgrossed X2 at home with half the movie.
$242.8M domestic, more than X2, T3 or Revolutions, on a reported $81M budget. A 5.3 movie.guru score says Morgan Freeman playing God carried the whole thing.
- 3
A theme park ride movie should not be this good.
$654.3M worldwide on a reported $140M budget, plus an 8.1 IMDb rating from 1.35 million votes. Johnny Depp sailed in on a sinking boat and built a franchise.
- 2
Second biggest movie of 2003, and honestly kinda mid.
$741.8M worldwide with a 6.3 movie.guru score. The freeway chase is elite. The cave rave is a very long music video nobody asked for.
- 1
The biggest movie of 2003 is also the best. Fight me.
$1.138 billion worldwide on a reported $94M budget. 94% on Rotten Tomatoes, 94 Metacritic, A+ CinemaScore, 9.4 movie.guru score. Critics and audiences both beat 95% of movies with it.
Change my mind. Rank these eight from best to worst. Wrong answers only.
$1,139 says you scroll back up just to be mad about where Pirates landed.
Share it: X | Facebook | Copy link
Current mood: ready to fight about it