The top eight worldwide grosses of 2018, counted up from smallest to biggest, next to their movie.guru scores. The money and the quality barely met.
The number one movie made $2.05B. You're still gonna be mad.
- 8
Funny, sure, but the jokes outran the movie.
Crowd Pleaser with a 7.7 movie.guru score and $785.9M worldwide. Guru's Take is 6.6 because the back half runs on sequel gags, not story.
- 7
The best movie of 2018. Not close.
Highest movie.guru score here at 9.1, 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. The villain plot is kinda forgettable, and it still out-stunts everything on this list.
- 6
A bad movie everybody secretly had fun with.
Critics gave it 31% on Rotten Tomatoes. Audiences still paid $856.1M worldwide to watch Tom Hardy argue with his own goo. Movie.guru score: 4.5.
- 5
A greatest hits playlist pretending to be a biopic.
Metacritic 49, audiences in the 88th percentile, $911.1M worldwide on a reported $50 to $55M budget. Rami Malek commits. The script plays it painfully safe.
- 4
Gorgeous, loud, and perfectly average. A 5.8 holding a trident.
$1.15B worldwide and a 5.8 movie.guru score, barely above the 5.5 median. Jason Momoa is having a blast. The script is not invited.
- 3
The worst movie here, and it made $1.31 billion.
Movie.guru score 4.3, lowest of the eight, yet $1.31B worldwide. Audiences landed in the 40th percentile. Even the crowd that paid for it shrugged.
- 2
Great movie with a final battle that looks like a cutscene.
8.9 movie.guru score, A+ CinemaScore, $700.1M domestic. Michael B. Jordan steals it. Guru's Take is 8.0 because the big CGI finale goes soft and rubbery.
- 1
Biggest movie of 2018, and it's only half a movie.
$2.05B worldwide and 8.4 on IMDb from 1,417,972 votes. Still a giant setup for the sequel, and Metacritic gave it 68 next to Black Panther's 88.
Change my mind. Rank these from best to worst. Wrong answers only.
$2,063 says someone in the comments calls Venom a masterpiece and fully means it.
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