Woody plays a madman, a mentor and a zombie hunter with the same grin. These are his 8 best by movie.guru score. The data did the ranking.
Number one made less than every blockbuster here and still beats them.
- 8
A sequel ten years late that mostly coasts on charm.
Critics shrugged at 68% on Rotten Tomatoes and the Guru's take is a 5.2. Audiences still beat 62% of movies, because Woody alone is worth the ticket.
- 7
The best movie on this list that nobody saw.
Only $21 million domestic for a tight survival thriller critics gave 79%. The Guru likes it more than the crowd does: 6.9 against its 6.4 score.
- 6
Messy, loud, and still funnier than most of 2012.
Martin McDonagh's warmup act hit 82% with critics on a reported $13.5 to $15 million budget. It made only $15 million domestic, a crime this movie would respect.
- 5
Woody's wig did more worldbuilding than the shaky cam.
$695 million worldwide and an A CinemaScore. But the camera wobbles like it had nine espressos, so the Guru's take is 7.3 against a 7.8 score.
- 4
The best American zombie comedy ever made. Fight me.
$102 million worldwide off a reported $23.6 million budget and 89% from critics. An 8.1 score only lands fourth because the three above it are just that strong.
- 3
Woody plays the villain and still gets outacted by an ape.
94% on Rotten Tomatoes, 82 on Metacritic, and Andy Serkis in motion capture runs the show. Only $146 million domestic. A lot of you skipped this. Rude.
- 2
The rare sequel that flat out beats the original.
An 8.7 score, an A CinemaScore, $869 million worldwide, audiences beating 90% of movies. The Guru knocks it to 8.1 because the back half sprints.
- 1
A small drama beats every blockbuster Woody ever made.
Reported budget of $12 to $15 million, a 9.3 score, 88 on Metacritic. The Guru gives it 8.4 because the tone swings get bumpy. Still number one.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least Woody. Wrong answers only.
$543.19 says someone in the comments demands Zombieland at #1 before lunch.
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