Every one of these clocks in at 95 minutes or less. No bloated second act, no ten endings. Press play at nine, sleep like a functioning adult.
Audiences gave #1 a C. Movie guru gives it an 8.4.
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The smartest sci-fi thriller you forgot existed.
92% on Rotten Tomatoes and $147M worldwide. Jake Gyllenhaal reliving one train ride is a mystery box that actually opens. The B CinemaScore says audiences blinked.
- 7
Its 6.7 score is an insult to wedding dresses.
Reported $6M budget, $57.6M worldwide. Samara Weaving versus her brand new in-laws is the most fun hide-and-seek ever got. Guru's Take: 7.6, not 6.7.
- 6
Best bang for the buck in 2010s horror.
Reported $17M budget, $341M worldwide. Krasinski makes your snack bag the loudest thing in the room. Its audience score beats only 69% of movies, so somebody crunched.
- 5
Thin script, flawless ride. Biggest screen you own, tonight.
Metacritic 96 and $739M worldwide. The dialogue floats around like loose debris, but the camera never lets you exhale. Sandra Bullock carries the whole orbit.
- 4
Peak Wes Anderson, before the symmetry became a personality.
Highest movie.guru score here at 9.1, critics and audiences both above 90%. Guru's Take is lower, 8.2, because the whimsy occasionally needs a nap too.
- 3
The best mother-daughter movie of the decade. Not close.
99% on Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic 93, Guru's Take 8.9. Saoirse Ronan and Laurie Metcalf argue like real family. An audience score beating only 80% of movies is too low.
- 2
The decade's best horror, and almost nobody paid to see it.
$964,413 domestic. Critics beat 95% of movies, audiences 61%. Essie Davis carries a pop-up book nightmare that's really about grief. Guru's Take 8.3, and the crowd can stay mad.
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Better than every horror movie it's making fun of.
Audiences gave it a C CinemaScore and it beats only 48% of movies on audience scores. Guru's Take is 8.4. The crowd wanted a cabin. Drew Goddard sold them the whole building.
Change my mind. Rank these from best bedtime watch to worst nightmare fuel.
$461.94 says at least one of you starts The Babadook at bedtime and sleeps with the hallway light on.
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