Sunday night, work tomorrow, no time for a three-hour epic. These eight crime movies get in, do the job, and roll credits under 100 minutes.
Number one has no heist, no chase, and no crime on screen.
- 8
The best midlife crisis ever put on film.
Bob Odenkirk plays a suburban dad who finally snaps. Reported $16M budget, $57.5M worldwide, an A-minus CinemaScore. Audiences legit wanted a tired guy with a short fuse.
- 7
The tensest movie you can finish before ten.
Three burglars pick the wrong house. A reported $9.9M budget turned into $157.8M worldwide. Stephen Lang barely talks and still owns every single scene.
- 6
Audiences gave it a C+. Audiences were wrong.
Viggo Mortensen runs a small-town diner and has a past. Metacritic 82, CinemaScore C+. Opening-night crowds wanted an action movie and got a Cronenberg movie instead.
- 5
Tarantino's best movie is the one with no money.
A reported $1.2M to $3M budget, one warehouse, guys in suits arguing. Over 1.18 million IMDb votes for a heist movie that skips the heist.
- 4
Ewan McGregor's best role, and it isn't close.
Danny Boyle's addiction story is funny, then brutal, then funny again. 93% on Rotten Tomatoes, IMDb 8.1, and it moves like it's late for something.
- 3
The best movie ever made about one very bad day.
Three friends, one day after a riot in the Paris suburbs. 96% on Rotten Tomatoes, only $280,859 domestic. America skipped it. Fix that tonight.
- 2
Frances McDormand plays the greatest movie cop ever.
Polite, patient, and smarter than every criminal in the snow. Metacritic 88, $60.6M worldwide on a reported $7M budget. Somehow only a B+ CinemaScore.
- 1
The best crime movie here shows zero crime.
Twelve jurors, one room, one vote. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic 97, IMDb 9.0 from over a million votes. Henry Fonda wins arguments with his eyebrows.
Change my mind. Wrong answers only: which one actually belongs at number one?
$263 says you start 12 Angry Men "just for ten minutes" and finish the whole thing.
Share it: X | Facebook | Copy link
Current mood: ready to fight about it