Long movies get a bad rap. These eight run long and score like legends. Snacks are mandatory. Phones go in another room.
The last one is older, quieter, and beats a movie you call untouchable.
- 8
Most claustrophobic Sunday you'll ever pick on purpose.
A cramped submarine, a crew slowly coming apart, and a 98% on Rotten Tomatoes. The early stretch drags. Then it never lets go, and you'll want a window open.
- 7
Slowest opening ever filmed, and it's still perfect.
Leone makes you wait, then waits more. It made $5.3M domestic on a reported $5M budget, and its Metacritic 82 is the lowest here. 1968 just wasn't ready.
- 6
Best desert ever shot. The second half wanders into it.
Metacritic 100 and a reported $15M budget you can see in every dune. The back half loses the thread a little. Watch it on the biggest screen you own.
- 5
Rewatch value so high it's basically a hobby.
Over 1.42 million IMDb votes and a 100% audience beat score. The last stretch turns frantic on purpose, and some people never forgive it. They're wrong.
- 4
Better than Part I? Close. Still no.
IMDb 9.0 on 1.52 million votes, Pacino and De Niro across two timelines. The flashbacks earn it, the present-day half drags. Guru's Take: 9.4, a hair behind the original.
- 3
Cheapest masterpiece here, and it still shows off.
A reported $1.2M budget, $25.1M domestic, 8.8 on IMDb. Eastwood barely talks, so Eli Wallach talks for everyone. The middle wanders, then that finale happens.
- 2
Metacritic gave it a 100. I tried to argue. Couldn't.
IMDb 9.2 on 2.27 million votes and $250.9M worldwide. The wedding takes its sweet time. Then Brando opens his mouth and you forgive everything.
- 1
Seven Samurai beats The Godfather. Subtitles and all.
Highest movie.guru score here at 9.8, 100% on Rotten Tomatoes, Metacritic 98. The setup is slow and it's black and white. Every team-up movie since owes it rent.
Change my mind. Which one would you bail on at the halfway mark? Wrong answers only.
$417.53 says you start Das Boot and end the night yelling about Seven Samurai versus The Godfather.
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