Everyone knows the hammer. Way fewer people saw the race car, the robot, the heist or the cabin. Eight Hemsworth movies that deserved more tickets.
Number one got a C CinemaScore. I'll still take it over Endgame.
- 8
Thor is the most underrated Avenger in the original.
$1.52 billion worldwide, an A+ CinemaScore, and everybody quotes Downey and Ruffalo. Hemsworth plays a space god with a straight face. Nobody gives him credit for how hard that is.
- 7
Infinity War is secretly the best Thor movie.
Guru's Take of 8.6, IMDb 8.4, and Hemsworth gets the arc with actual weight in it. The knock: it's crowded, and he shares screen time with half the universe.
- 6
Waititi gets the credit. Hemsworth earned half of it.
93% on Rotten Tomatoes, $855M worldwide. The jokes land because Hemsworth commits like a guy who just found out he's funny. Guru's Take is 8.1 because the middle drags.
- 5
The best Transformers movie flopped and nobody noticed.
8.5 movie.guru score, an A CinemaScore, then just $59.1M domestic against a reported $75M to $147M budget. Better than most of the live action robot movies. Fewer people went.
- 4
Crime 101 is the grown-up heist movie nobody showed up for.
88% on Rotten Tomatoes, $36.6M domestic on a reported $90M budget. The B CinemaScore tells you it's slow. Guru's Take is 7.3 because slow is kinda the point.
- 3
Dementus is Hemsworth's best performance, and theaters shrugged.
Metacritic 79, Guru's Take 8.2, and only $67.5M domestic on a reported $168M budget. He chews every scene like it owes him gas money. The story drags in spots. He never does.
- 2
Rush is the best racing movie America skipped.
IMDb 8.1 from over 569,000 voters, and just $26.9M domestic. Ron Howard directing, real stakes, real rivalry. The one knock: Daniel Brühl kinda steals it out from under him.
- 1
The Cabin in the Woods beats Endgame. I said it.
Audiences gave it a C CinemaScore. Critics gave it 92%. Guru's Take: 8.4. Endgame's: 7.8. Endgame has the 9.4 movie.guru score and the crowd. Cabin has the better idea.
Change my mind. Rank these from most to least underrated. Endgame fans, wrong answers only.
$461.53 says somebody defends Endgame in the comments without ever having watched The Cabin in the Woods.
Share it: X | Facebook | Copy link
Current mood: ready to fight about it