Westerns, two Wolverines, Johnny Cash, Bob Dylan and Le Mans. The man refuses to stay in one lane. Ranked by movie.guru score, not vibes.
Number one beat a legit superhero masterpiece, and even movie guru isn't sure.
- 8
Angelina Jolie steals it, and the movie lets her.
53% on Rotten Tomatoes but a 7.3 on IMDb. Critics shrugged, audiences kept rewatching. A 5.9 because every scene without Jolie loses its pulse.
- 7
The most fun rainy motel thriller of 2003.
Made on a reported $28M, pulled $90.3M worldwide. A 6.0 because the setup is a blast, and the final stretch splits every room it plays in.
- 6
Great Tokyo half, then the finale goes full video game.
$414.8M worldwide and an A− CinemaScore. Guru's Take is 5.8, under the 6.0 movie.guru score, because the bullet train fight writes checks the ending can't cash.
- 5
Crowe and Bale made the best western of its decade.
89% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 7.6 movie.guru score, yet only $53.6M domestic. People skipped a western where the outlaw is the most charming man on screen.
- 4
Chalamet's Dylan is way better than the trailer promised.
Audiences beat 90% of movies, CinemaScore A. Critics were cooler at 70 on Metacritic, and the middle drifts like a guy tuning a guitar forever.
- 3
Phoenix and Witherspoon carry a very familiar biopic shape.
Reported $28M budget, $119.5M domestic. An 8.4, but Guru's Take is 7.8 because every music biopic since copied this exact rise, fall, comeback map.
- 2
The best superhero movie ever made, and it's not close.
93% on Rotten Tomatoes, $619.2M worldwide, and a 9.1 Guru's Take, the highest on this list. It still lands second to a car movie. Yes, that stings.
- 1
A dad movie about carburetors beat Logan, and it earned it.
9.3 movie.guru score, audiences beat 99% of movies. Guru's Take is 8.6, below Logan, so the crowd outvoted movie guru. Bale's Ken Miles is worth the ticket alone.
Change my mind. Rank these your way, then tell me Logan isn't number one with a straight face.
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