Ranked by the movie.guru score, not my gut. Eight dramas, every one 9.5 or higher. The data picked them. I'm just here to argue with it.
Number one won by a tenth of a point. My Guru's Take disagrees.
- 8
A tiny family drama that made giant money.
Reported $2.1M budget, $291 million worldwide. Domestic? $1,341,804. America basically skipped it. It's last here at 9.5, which tells you how stacked this list is.
- 7
A filmed stage show earned this spot. Deal with it.
97% on Rotten Tomatoes and $20.7 million domestic for a recorded musical. That's also the knock: it's theater with a camera, not cinema.
- 6
The biggest earner here, and most Americans never saw it.
$356.9 million worldwide, $413,760 domestic. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. No Guru's Take yet, so the jury's still out on whether it truly earns 9.6.
- 5
Animation belongs on a drama list. This proves it.
Metacritic 90, the best on this list. IMDb 7.8, the lowest. Critics wept openly. The crowd merely sniffled and moved on.
- 4
Fernanda Torres gives the best performance on this list.
Reported $9M budget, $36.5 million worldwide, 172,769 IMDb votes. Walter Salles keeps it quiet and lets her do the work. Should be higher, honestly.
- 3
The crowd's favorite drama here, and the crowd is right.
8.6 on IMDb from 237,126 votes, the top audience mark on this list. 100% on Rotten Tomatoes too. It's heavy and it never blinks.
- 2
This should be number one. The math disagrees.
Guru's Take 9.4, the highest here. Anthony Hopkins and Olivia Colman on a reported $6M budget. 251,486 IMDb votes. Loses the top spot by one tenth.
- 1
Number one by the numbers. Not by me.
9.7 movie.guru score with zero critics data behind it. 12,716 IMDb votes. My Guru's Take is 6.9. A passionate crowd isn't the same as a consensus.
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