Critics raved. Audiences yawned. I picked a side on every single one, and I'm not always with the critics. Sorry, film school.
Number one got a C minus CinemaScore and my undying loyalty.
- 8
Audiences win this one. Rock giants and all, it drags.
75% on Rotten Tomatoes, C CinemaScore. It made $359M worldwide on a reported $125M to $160M budget, so people showed up. They just didn't come back for seconds.
- 7
Gorgeous, and kinda a sleeping pill. Audiences called it.
83% with critics, 6.5 on IMDb. Brad Pitt whispers his feelings across the solar system on a reported $80M to $100M budget. Pretty, quiet, very long-feeling.
- 6
Critics are right. Regular people just never found it.
85% on Rotten Tomatoes, 83 on Metacritic, $2,084,122 domestic and only 3,695 IMDb votes. Jason Schwartzman and Carol Kane deserved a bigger crowd than a book club.
- 5
Critics are right, but the C+ is earned.
88% with critics, C+ CinemaScore. Soderbergh shot a ghost story from the ghost's point of view on a reported $2M and made $11M worldwide. Clever trick, thin story.
- 4
Both sides are wrong. It's messy and great in pieces.
75% on Rotten Tomatoes, D+ CinemaScore. Jennifer Lawrence goes full feral, Robert Pattinson mostly stares. That 4.2 movie.guru score is harsh, but nobody left humming.
- 3
Critics win. Give it a second watch before shrugging.
86 on Metacritic, 5.8 on IMDb, $5M domestic on a reported $10M budget. Justice Smith anchors a late-night TV fever dream that sticks around for weeks.
- 2
Critics win, and it's not close.
88% on Rotten Tomatoes, C CinemaScore, $43M worldwide on a reported $40M to $55M. Natalie Portman walks into a shimmering zone and the movie dares you to keep up.
- 1
Critics were right. That C minus says more about audiences.
91% with critics, C minus CinemaScore, $41,429,409 worldwide on a reported $4M. Anya Taylor-Joy, a goat and a lonely farm. Boring is not a review.
Change my mind. Critics or regular people? Pick a side on all eight in the comments.
$343.71 says at least one of you defends Noah's rock giants with your whole chest.
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