Big box office is not the same as good. Here are 2004's top eight worldwide grosses, with the scores that tell you which ones earned it.
The top pick out-earned and out-scored a certain web-slinger. Fight me.
- 8
The Will Smith robot movie aged better than its reviews.
Critics gave it 57% on Rotten Tomatoes. Audiences handed it an A minus CinemaScore and $353M worldwide. A solid 6.1, mostly because Will Smith refuses to let it get boring.
- 7
The smug sequel nobody actually rewatches.
$362M worldwide on a reported $110M budget, then a B minus CinemaScore. A 4.3 movie.guru score for a heist where the cast is clearly having more fun than you.
- 6
Troy is a gorgeous shrug with a giant budget.
Reported $150 to $175M budget, $497M worldwide, 53% on Rotten Tomatoes. Brad Pitt sells Achilles. The script sells a 5.6, parked right at the median.
- 5
The worst reviewed hit of 2004 is a De Niro dinner party.
38% on Rotten Tomatoes, a Poor 3.9, and $279M domestic. That's more than Troy and Ocean's Twelve made at home combined. Dustin Hoffman deserved a better script.
- 4
Lowest score on the list. Still the perfect sick-day movie.
A 3.8 movie.guru score and 46% on Rotten Tomatoes, yet $552M worldwide. Roland Emmerich freezes New York, the science files a complaint, and you keep watching anyway.
- 3
The biggest critics versus audience split of 2004, by a mile.
It beats just 27% of movies with critics and 86% with audiences. A+ CinemaScore, 50% on Rotten Tomatoes, $611M worldwide on a reported $30M budget.
- 2
Still the superhero sequel every other one gets measured against.
93% on Rotten Tomatoes, $788M worldwide, and Alfred Molina's Doc Ock. An 8.4 movie.guru score, and somehow it still finished second this year. Twice.
- 1
Azkaban beat Spider-Man 2. At the box office and on the score.
$811M worldwide and an 8.9 movie.guru score, both best of 2004. Alfonso CuarĂ³n made the moodiest, best Potter, and it beats 91% of movies with audiences.
Change my mind. Rank these eight from most to least rewatchable. Wrong answers only.
$457.83 says someone in the comments swears Troy is better than Spider-Man 2.
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