Money and quality had a messy breakup in 2014. Here are the year's top eight worldwide grosses, and how good they actually were.
Number one made over a billion dollars. Nobody admits buying a ticket.
- 8
Too many villains, zero room to breathe. Garfield deserved better.
$728 million worldwide on a reported $200 to 293 million budget, and a 4.8 movie.guru score. Jamie Foxx and Dane DeHaan spend the whole movie fighting over the same screen time.
- 7
The best X-Men movie, and it isn't especially close.
8.8 movie.guru score, 90% on Rotten Tomatoes, an A CinemaScore. Two casts and a time travel plot that should collapse, and it holds. Still leans on Jackman way too hard.
- 6
Jolie is the whole movie. The script just follows her around.
$759.9 million worldwide and an A CinemaScore, but critics rated it above only 38% of movies. It's a 6.1 because audiences loved Jolie more than anything she was handed.
- 5
Half a book stretched into a full movie. You felt it.
$337 million domestic, the most of anything on this list. Still just a 6.0 movie.guru score, because it's mostly a warmup for Part 2 that charged full price.
- 4
The best movie in 2014's top eight. Not up for debate.
9.0 movie.guru score, the only Elite on this list, with 1.39 million IMDb votes. A Marvel B team outplayed every franchise that year. The villain is still instantly forgettable.
- 3
IMDb loves it more than critics ever will. IMDb is right.
8.7 on IMDb from 2.6 million votes, but 73% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 7.6 movie.guru score. Guru's Take is 8.3, even if the love speech plays like a physics lecture.
- 2
One small book, three long movies. This was the leftovers.
$962.7 million worldwide, but 59% on Rotten Tomatoes and a 6.5 movie.guru score, mostly fans being polite. Peter Jackson ran out of book long before he ran out of armies.
- 1
The biggest movie of 2014 is the worst one here.
$1.1 billion worldwide, 18% on Rotten Tomatoes, a 3.1 movie.guru score. Audiences still handed it an A minus CinemaScore. You all did this. Every single one of you.
Change my mind. Rank these from best to worst. Wrong answers only.
$1,109 says somebody in the comments admits they saw number one twice in theaters and isn't sorry.
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