Ranked by movie.guru score, the critics-plus-audiences blend. Fight Club didn't crack the top 8, and the math is not sorry.
Number one is a sports movie with almost no sports in it. His best.
- 8
He eats in nearly every scene. Genius character work.
As Rusty Ryan, Pitt snacks through the whole heist while George Clooney does the talking. $450.9 million worldwide on an $85 million budget. Way too low at number eight.
- 7
Pitt's most unhinged performance, and he never sits still.
As Jeffrey Goines, he talks fast, twitches nonstop and makes Bruce Willis look sleepy. 8.0 on IMDb, $168.8 million worldwide on a $29 million budget. Terry Gilliam at full chaos.
- 6
Coolest guy in any Tarantino movie. Sorry, Leo.
As stuntman Cliff Booth, he fixes a TV antenna on a roof and it's somehow iconic. 161 minutes, an 84 on Metacritic, and the middle drags.
- 5
A dad-movie fantasy, and it absolutely rips.
Pitt plays Sonny Hayes, a comeback racer with sunglasses and zero patience. $634.1 million worldwide on a $200 to $300 million budget. The plot is pure cliché. The racing is not.
- 4
Pitt's Italian accent scene is the funniest thing he's done.
As Lt. Aldo Raine, Pitt goes full Tennessee drawl, then tries Italian like it's a dare. 8.4 on IMDb from 1.82 million votes, $321.5 million worldwide on a $70 million budget.
- 3
The crowd put it at number three. I wouldn't.
A $150 to $167 million budget and 166 minutes. Pitt's aging effects are incredible, Cate Blanchett does her best, and the story still just drifts from decade to decade.
- 2
Smallest role on the list, and he's the conscience of it.
As Ben Rickert, a retired banker who trusts nobody, Pitt stops the celebration to remind everyone real families pay for this bet. 81 on Metacritic, $133.4 million worldwide.
- 1
His best movie is about spreadsheets, and that's not a joke.
As Billy Beane, Pitt snacks through another movie and makes baseball math feel like a heist. A 9.1 movie.guru score, 94% on Rotten Tomatoes. Jonah Hill and a laptop are the sidekicks.
Change my mind. Which Pitt movie would you swap in? Tell me who it kicks out.
$389 says you rewatch Ocean's Eleven this week just to count the snacks.
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